Good afternoon everyone. I don’t know about you, but I just love flying Southwest Airlines. And one of the many reasons why I enjoy flying Southwest Airlines is the happy attitude of the flight attendants, pilots, and crew. Normally, after boarding a Southwest Airlines flight, I start watching free TV or listen to my music, but every now and then, I listen to the flight attendant announcements. Here are 3 examples of funny Southwest Airlines one-liners that come to mind.
1. After all the passengers are seated and the plane begins to push back from the gate, the flight attendant comes on the speaker and says:
Attention passengers, did someone lose a wallet? Now that I have your attention, let’s go through the safety announcements for this flight.
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