Full Disclosure: The following article is completely made up and not based on any factual information. Any resemblance to actual facts is purely coincidental. Since I cannot afford another author (sorry Devil’s Advocate), I will let my imagination run wild.
The Problem:
Right now, there are 2 groups of people who can enter American Express Centurion Lounges: Platinum cardholders and Centurion cardholders. During the last few months, American Express Centurion Lounges have become overcrowded – table space is limited, food is sparse, and the WiFi speed is unbearably slow.

Artist interpretation of American Express Centurion Lounges
The Solution:
Beginning on Monday, November 7, American Express will introduce “The Centurion Lounge Elite Program from American Express.” This is the only elite program that guarantees access to the American Express Centurion Lounges. This program is designed to reward cardholders who frequently visit American Express Centurion Lounges with reserved tables, higher quality food, and dedicated high speed internet access.

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